mc5 - Electric sock treatment

They say the car is just an extension of your pens. (I'll get my cat)

The pen is mightier than the word.

Its only Tuesday but it already feels like a long wee.

Yes, but it's the start of a new moth. Maybe we ought to keep the widows shut after dark.

"There is a French widow in every room". © Gerard Hoffnung ca. 1965

There is a beautiful girl in the house opposite me. I can see her through the double-gazing.

Hmm, makes you sound like a Peeing Tom to me.

Presumably a peeing tom is somebody who likes to have a loo.

I thought they liked watching women getting hanged.

I used to like watching the Women's cricket team getting ready for a bat.

I got picked for the Royal Household XI because I was good at bowing.

I was dropped by the Anorexics XI just because I was a fat bowler.