mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.

[Rosie] I enjoyed your rat.

If garages emplyed female mechanics you'd never get a moment's peace because of all the torque wenches. (Kim) Cheers.

They say the car is just an extension of your pens. (I'll get my cat)

The pen is mightier than the word.

Its only Tuesday but it already feels like a long wee.

Yes, but it's the start of a new moth. Maybe we ought to keep the widows shut after dark.

There is a beautiful girl in the house opposite me. I can see her through the double-gazing.

Hmm, makes you sound like a Peeing Tom to me.

Presumably a peeing tom is somebody who likes to have a loo.