mc5 - Electric sock treatment

That yard of ale on the wall looks filthy. I'll just take it down, swoosh it around and then sick it back up again.

I wonder if foxy ladies like to go cubbing. (Plump) Gin, surely?

Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.

[Rosie] I enjoyed your rat.

If garages emplyed female mechanics you'd never get a moment's peace because of all the torque wenches. (Kim) Cheers.

They say the car is just an extension of your pens. (I'll get my cat)

The pen is mightier than the word.

Its only Tuesday but it already feels like a long wee.

Yes, but it's the start of a new moth. Maybe we ought to keep the widows shut after dark.

There is a beautiful girl in the house opposite me. I can see her through the double-gazing.