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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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ImNotJohn
Confronted by a family of wild ears on the course? Just grab the first cub you can.
Rosie
A number of heavy lorries have crashed through the polar ice, joining others at the bottom of the Artic Ocean.
Dujon
A friend of mine just bought himself an articulate vehicle. He tells me that (unfortunately for him) its performance is pure rap.
KH
I drive a large lorry delivering photocopier and laser printer parts - it's a 48 toner.
Software
I remember the days when all we had was lie printers.
ImNotJohn
That was when Ford used to punch cars to record their stock
Rosie
It's surprising how much heat is generated when you bake hard.
Last 4 - top stuff. :-)
KH
I think I'd like a job as one of those rash test dummies.
Software
Most cars end up in a crap yard.
I'mNotJohn
When driving onto a ferry always remember to fasten your sea belts.
Kim
I like those ferries where you drive on at one end and dive off the other.
Rosie
I committed a dreadful crime in Cornwall so I had to stay in Penance.
Dujon
Ah, one of the in-crowd, Rosie?
Software
I heard there was a sad accident at Lad's End.
Rosie
Some of Cornwall's ancient ruins are being made more customer-friendly, for example Tesco Abbey.
Robin
I was near Cornwall recently. I spent some time in Plymouth, but sadly didn't have time to get over the Tamar bride.
Kim
I've made a couple of visits to the Silly Isles in my time.
Dujon
I was up in Morcambe one spring a few years back. To warn visitors to the area of the perils of the sands there was a large sign reading "Beware the Ides of March".
Dujon
Err,
Morecambe
... apologies to all the shrimps.
KH
Also in Cornwall are the converted Chin Clay pits where various different climates have been built into trees - the Den Project
Robin
Cornish arbours are a good place to fish for cabs.
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