mc5 - Electric sock treatment

A friend of mine just bought himself an articulate vehicle. He tells me that (unfortunately for him) its performance is pure rap.

I drive a large lorry delivering photocopier and laser printer parts - it's a 48 toner.

I remember the days when all we had was lie printers.

That was when Ford used to punch cars to record their stock

It's surprising how much heat is generated when you bake hard. Last 4 - top stuff. :-)

I think I'd like a job as one of those rash test dummies.

Most cars end up in a crap yard.

When driving onto a ferry always remember to fasten your sea belts.

I like those ferries where you drive on at one end and dive off the other.