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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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plump
I had a wild goose case which left me puffin so I settled for a couple of hags and a skua.
Dujon
Cormorants are pretty neat. They sit in trees or on pylons and hang out their wigs to dry.
KH
The sift is extremely graceful in fight.
plump
Sifts are ok but I prefer a wallow.
Rosie
Many birds find the staring intimidatory.
Dujon
I am told that wet highland terriers are good for water bird hunting.
IMNotJohn
But not as much fun as a bent goose.
Rosie
Female plumbers should know all about bust pipes.
Software
...and all cocks.
Kim
I see that industrial action is planned for the railways. If there's a trike, I'll get on my bike.
Kim
I see also that the massacre in Iraq was apparently the result of a "selling error". How aposite.
Rosie
A little more literacy among politicians would have spared us both Word Wars.
Software
But would it have saved Pear Harbor from the surprise bobing?
Dujon
I saw the Sydney Harbour hydro-oil ferry the other day. It's a very slick piece of engineering.
Dujon
Whilst driving around I came across a new golf course. It's a most unusual layout with far more tees than you would normally expect.
KH
I prefer the Spanish curses - the ones with a decent nineteenth ole.
Rosie
Like pilots, golfers should keep to the airways.
Dujon
I stopped going to my local course - too many roughs and lags.
Dujon
Mind you, when I resigned, the Club Professional (he's the one who gives lessons and should know about these things) said he was sorry to see me go as I was a right hit at the game.
Software
On my local course, I often dive straight into the water.
plump
Golf is a good walk soiled.
KH
Wasn't it Oscar Wide who said that?
Software
It's at the ninteenth that you see all the best sots.
Kim
For my tee shot at this Par 5, I use a tree wood.
ImNotJohn
But, for a flat lie, the best club is an even iron.
Software
For bunkers, I have a sad edge.
ImNotJohn
Confronted by a family of wild ears on the course? Just grab the first cub you can.
Rosie
A number of heavy lorries have crashed through the polar ice, joining others at the bottom of the Artic Ocean.
Dujon
A friend of mine just bought himself an articulate vehicle. He tells me that (unfortunately for him) its performance is pure rap.
KH
I drive a large lorry delivering photocopier and laser printer parts - it's a 48 toner.
Software
I remember the days when all we had was lie printers.
ImNotJohn
That was when Ford used to punch cars to record their stock
Rosie
It's surprising how much heat is generated when you bake hard.
Last 4 - top stuff. :-)
KH
I think I'd like a job as one of those rash test dummies.
Software
Most cars end up in a crap yard.
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