mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I remember the days when all we had was lie printers.

That was when Ford used to punch cars to record their stock

It's surprising how much heat is generated when you bake hard. Last 4 - top stuff. :-)

I think I'd like a job as one of those rash test dummies.

Most cars end up in a crap yard.

When driving onto a ferry always remember to fasten your sea belts.

I like those ferries where you drive on at one end and dive off the other.

I committed a dreadful crime in Cornwall so I had to stay in Penance.

Ah, one of the in-crowd, Rosie?

I heard there was a sad accident at Lad's End.

Some of Cornwall's ancient ruins are being made more customer-friendly, for example Tesco Abbey.