Female plumbers should know all about bust pipes.

...and all cocks.

I see that industrial action is planned for the railways. If there's a trike, I'll get on my bike.

I see also that the massacre in Iraq was apparently the result of a "selling error". How aposite.

A little more literacy among politicians would have spared us both Word Wars.

But would it have saved Pear Harbor from the surprise bobing?

I saw the Sydney Harbour hydro-oil ferry the other day. It's a very slick piece of engineering.

Whilst driving around I came across a new golf course. It's a most unusual layout with far more tees than you would normally expect.

I prefer the Spanish curses - the ones with a decent nineteenth ole.

Like pilots, golfers should keep to the airways.

I stopped going to my local course - too many roughs and lags.

Mind you, when I resigned, the Club Professional (he's the one who gives lessons and should know about these things) said he was sorry to see me go as I was a right hit at the game.

On my local course, I often dive straight into the water.