mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I think its terribly clever how they take real con and turn it into fakes.

I hate the way they go soggy when you add some ilk.

For a really heathy breakfast you can't eat a full owl of bra fakes, followed by hole heat bead.

I'd rather have a nice oiled egg with read and utter.

Ladies, remove your necklaces when making breakfast. Nothing tastes worse than fried bead.

I prefer confakes.

Or maybe some shredded what?

Give me oast every time.

If my cock doesn't go off, I have to make do with bunch.

Competitive tendering is overseen by The Royal Society for the Protection of Bids.

Ah, animals, don't you just love 'em? I had a cow once which repeated many of my phrases.

I've heard similar said of the Mynah bid (mind you, toucan play at that game!).

I had a wild goose case which left me puffin so I settled for a couple of hags and a skua.

Cormorants are pretty neat. They sit in trees or on pylons and hang out their wigs to dry.

The sift is extremely graceful in fight.

Sifts are ok but I prefer a wallow.

Many birds find the staring intimidatory.

I am told that wet highland terriers are good for water bird hunting.

But not as much fun as a bent goose.

Female plumbers should know all about bust pipes.

...and all cocks.