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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Software
I always pour my tea through a trainer.
Robin
I see the British sprint relay team have had to hand back their meals after one of them tested positive for rugs.
Rosie
Continuing the sporting theme, it now seems very likely that Leeds United will be be playing in the Fist Division, where they should feel quite at home.
Dujon
I understand that one of the losing team's players said that their poor performance was due to bad itch.
Robin
Their hooting in front of goal wasn't up to much either.
Rosie
When a bull er . . scores it's just like a football fan; over the moo.
(Robin) Like Sheffield Wednesday - the Owls?
Robin
Cows are the source of many airy products.
Rosie
Farming today is very technologically advanced. There are new labs every year.
Dujon
I love lambs, although watching them kipping in the field can be like watching West Ham - *Boing Boing*
Robin
Lambs are fine until they become sheep, as are ponies before they become hoses.
plump
I would feel safer growing cops, with sun and rain you could end up with a field full of really impressive pants.
Robin
If you grow ape, you can get oil from it.
Kim
I think its terribly clever how they take real con and turn it into fakes.
KH
I hate the way they go soggy when you add some ilk.
ImNotJohn
For a really heathy breakfast you can't eat a full owl of bra fakes, followed by hole heat bead.
Robin
I'd rather have a nice oiled egg with read and utter.
Rosie
Ladies, remove your necklaces when making breakfast. Nothing tastes worse than fried bead.
Software
I prefer confakes.
Robin
Or maybe some shredded what?
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