mc5 - Electric sock treatment

God knows what's in my garage. Certainly ain't pots.

Hrmph! You lot should come down here and have a look - my garage has a roo on it.

If you're an ageing operatic soprano you'll find it's best to have a good vibrato.

I don't like operas; I find people who are involved in that field sin too much.

Uncle Korky

Well, as most are in foreign languages, I find I can't follow the tory.

My favourite is Wagner's Rig.

st dogmael

I have a penchant for sting quartets.

Chalky

Vice or no vice, I prefer an intimate gathering.

Farmers are so motorised these days they can't even kill a fox without a Shogun.

Ah, there's nothing like living in the country and experiencing the hunt go out on the weekend; horses hurling fences, riders lying in the air and, whilst all this goes on, watching the ox get away.

I used to lie living in the county, but the ox hunts used to make diving to wok very difficult as there used to be hoses all over the road.

Memories, memories. The last time I went ox hunting (I was in pain at the time) the young barmaids from the local used to get us randy before the off.

plump

I shot a rabbi, it's amazing how fast they breed. Very tasty in a stew, not too chewy.

Freud may have asked if you had problems with your id.

ImNotJohn

But Freud never did understand other love.

Snodgrass

But would he have addressed the needs of the older gentleman by installing a couple of French Widows?

Kim

He would argue that most women writers suffer from pens envy.

Tina

He never addressed the fat that men envy women's teas.

Uncle Korky

Tea always tastes better from the po.

I always pour my tea through a trainer.

I see the British sprint relay team have had to hand back their meals after one of them tested positive for rugs.

Continuing the sporting theme, it now seems very likely that Leeds United will be be playing in the Fist Division, where they should feel quite at home.

I understand that one of the losing team's players said that their poor performance was due to bad itch.

Their hooting in front of goal wasn't up to much either.

When a bull er . . scores it's just like a football fan; over the moo. (Robin) Like Sheffield Wednesday - the Owls?

Cows are the source of many airy products.

Farming today is very technologically advanced. There are new labs every year.

I love lambs, although watching them kipping in the field can be like watching West Ham - *Boing Boing*

Lambs are fine until they become sheep, as are ponies before they become hoses.

plump

I would feel safer growing cops, with sun and rain you could end up with a field full of really impressive pants.

If you grow ape, you can get oil from it.

Kim

I think its terribly clever how they take real con and turn it into fakes.

KH

I hate the way they go soggy when you add some ilk.

ImNotJohn

For a really heathy breakfast you can't eat a full owl of bra fakes, followed by hole heat bead.

I'd rather have a nice oiled egg with read and utter.

Ladies, remove your necklaces when making breakfast. Nothing tastes worse than fried bead.

I prefer confakes.