mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I always pour my tea through a trainer.

I see the British sprint relay team have had to hand back their meals after one of them tested positive for rugs.

Continuing the sporting theme, it now seems very likely that Leeds United will be be playing in the Fist Division, where they should feel quite at home.

Dujon

I understand that one of the losing team's players said that their poor performance was due to bad itch.

Robin

Their hooting in front of goal wasn't up to much either.

Rosie

When a bull er . . scores it's just like a football fan; over the moo. (Robin) Like Sheffield Wednesday - the Owls?

Robin

Cows are the source of many airy products.

Rosie

Farming today is very technologically advanced. There are new labs every year.

Dujon

I love lambs, although watching them kipping in the field can be like watching West Ham - *Boing Boing*

Robin

Lambs are fine until they become sheep, as are ponies before they become hoses.

plump

I would feel safer growing cops, with sun and rain you could end up with a field full of really impressive pants.