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Electric sock treatment
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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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plump
My grandfather was a hunter on the GWR.
Rosie
I expect he knew lots of the old rivers.
Darren
What sort of things would a shunter do in his wok?
Darren
Sorry for bod, force of habit.
plump
Both my grandfathers are dad. The other was a test driver for cammells and served throughout the first word war.
Rosie
(Darren) He'd have tried to bake runaway wagons. (plump) My Dad's dad, let alone grandparents.
plump
Isn't it terrible about the rain in Spain I feel there ia a great pain associated with it (mainly).
Kim
One of my grandfathers was an actor. My other was an actress.
Darren
[Kim] Were they exclusively on the sage, or did they do the licks too?
Software
I always fancied treading the boars.
Newkid
Ah yes, to be a layer, hat fun.
Darren
Is that a layer in the Hamlet sense, or a layer in the "sue him" sense?
Kim
Or is it a layer in the Buffy sense?
Rosie
I think I'd find difficulty in keeping my &s off her.
Dujon
I once had a very religious friend who would have no truck with spritualism and said he'd like to hump the producer of that show.
Dujon
I've lost the third 'i'.
Software
I don't beleive in hosts.
Kim
Things that go "bum" in the night......
Darren
This raises the whole question of unexplained rashes and bags in the dark, and strange visions arising from the rave.
Uncle Korky
Presumably occurring in a hunted house.
plump
I heard tell of an apathetic ghost who couldn't have cared less.
Rosie
Unfortunately I tend to talk with my mouth full; it's my bread and utter.
Software
One needs to exercise more decorum eith inner arties.
Darren
Yes, if you don't exercise decorum, the other guests may be shocked and let out a gas.
Rosie
That's neat, Darren, but is it art?
Darren
Well, whatever it is, I hope it's not far.
Uncle Korky
I've heard spouts are good for that...
Dujon
Some asses smell. Most are lean.
Rosie
Flatus contains a fair amount of ethane.
Er . . very subtle chemical-type joke. Ahem.
st dogmael
Has anyone mentioned the death treats that Michael Owen has apparently been getting ?
Kim
It must be worrying to a politician when he gets a death treat and realises that his lie is at risk.
Darren
I think most politicians would be more scared of losing their eats than their lies.
Dujon
Caring politicians? I'll believe it when I see it.
Rosie
The Tories don't know what they've got in store for themselves with a leader like Michael Hoard.
st d
Well if they win the next election that will be a nasty hock for me.
Software
The next government will probably still be liar led.
wakker
death move stance!
Rosie
A poor summer is predicted. Ice-cream vendors won't like that kind of long-rage forecast.
Ignore ALL long-range forecasts BTW; they're bollocks. Trust me; I'm ex Met-Office. :-)
ImNotJohn
If you want to know the shot range forecast, just take a loo outside.
Software
Yes, there is a lot of loud cover.
Darren
Do you reckon there will be any lighting?
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