mc5 - Electric sock treatment

News from the pig., anyone?

In the country they've all got shotguns, so that's why Old MacDonald Had An Arm.

I used to live in the county and all the armers had Shoguns and dove to lay pidgeon hoots.

plump

I saw an ox hut and it was very impressive with so many hoses and eagles chasing the ox. Tall o.

It's pouring with rain but I need some food so it looks as if I'll have to go sopping.

I too had to resort to the hops today (not that that's unusual!)

The ran in Span stays manly in the plan.

The armers near were I used to live often went out peasant shooting.

[Softers] Did they use eaters to lush out those tasty birds?

Chalky

Talking of tasty birds, did you see that Clare Short is campaigning against Age Three Girls?

[Chalky] How can they think of stopping such a popular tradition of 'it' girls?

I wanted to read some stories about mathematicians so I got out my old school Logarithm Tales.

I used to find mats hard at school, but I liked woo work.

Very progressive school, mine. In the gym we had E.

I was a bit of a sot at school and I became head of our hose.

I'm thinking of selling one of my trombones so I'd better practise my sales. (Softers) Shall we let someone else play?

st dogmael

rosie] I like it when you pay all the time.

I'm off to bed. It's been a top tart sort of day.

(Santa Dogma) Don't be fooled! I'm a Credit Cad. (Kim) Lucky you. I haven't pulled anyone. :-(

Some are more fortunate than others, I'm a debt card!

Oh stinky pooh! That was a missing vowel.

Still, credit cards are good if you are happy to use the ever ever payment system.

Incidentally, Kim, I have mounted some art pieces in my bedroom.

My headmaster told me I would never mount to anything.

ZK

I don't know whether or not this was good, but I was always sow in Junior School - my teachers always seemed to be finishing my wok for me. On the upside, this made me look better.

My mater at our school used to make me sand in the corner with a duce hat on my head.

There's going to be snow next week, and we'll all feel just a bit older.

It is going to get cod and we may have sow later in the wee. So we will all need to rap up to say war.

*sigh* I remember once when I was on a hospital war.

Chalky

[pen] I was in hospital twice last year having both my knees robed, a procedure designed to dress the problem.

[Software] If the sow gets heavy, it may start to rift.
[Pen] Mywife is a miwife and spends quite a lot of time on war rounds, monitoring heat-rates, carrying out pot-natal checks, administering rugs, etc.

When it's too cold for witches to be out they go back to the oven.

ZK

I like throwing sow balls. (Note to self: much funnier when gender jokes work)

st dog

Looking out of the window I can see now outside.

I can see from my widow that the now did not last very long.

We have not had now here, though the the win is very cod.

[Software] I recommend that you keep your widow shut. This keeps the drat out.

ZK

I made a sow anel earlier and now my coat is covered in mu.

plump

Stylish men don't have fronts but wear boxes, Some ladies sport tongs or sexy red ants. I say bring back the string vet.

A string vet is no good for keeping the arm in and the old out. You need a seater for that.

I once had a sting vet, but all the hoes ran into one, leaving me very cod.

My advice: forge the cod, stay in the war, but if you're feeling intepid, wear a poo-neck.

Now the wether has armed up, I don't need to wap up as much so that is goo.

Oy, Software, leave my national icons alone. Vegemite^® is goo!

Thos

Only if you spread it on bead.

I get constipated when the weather's hot and wander around the house without a shit.

I don't mind the odd lash, provided the lighting is really good.

plump

Food lights are great but I prefer a pair of pots controlled by separate witches.

I'd go for the light of the Bumblebee everytime. And there's the ting at the end to look forward to.

My car is dirty and stays out all night so I'm going to have it spayed.

Chalky

[Rosie] re: your dirty car - if it tries to mount the pavement, just throw a bucket of cod water over it.

My car is amphibious and goes fast on the strait. (Chalky) It often does but paradoxically it's the tyre, not the pavement, that gets fucked.

I dive a spots car, which is very fat.

I drive an old Proon.

Do we think this game has, perhaps, run its curse?

[Kim] Indeed. The end of the word as we know it. What's the winning lie?

I think there is still lie in the old do yet.

There's a windswept garage at the top of the hill that sells moors.

[Rosie] What a load of garage!

(Kim) Not my cup of tea. I prefer a Sting quartet. But steer me well away from County.

[Rosie] As a teenager, I was into gunge.

(Kim) I used to like gospel rock, e.g. Buddy Holy.

In my day it was Ill Haley, Cliff Ricard and The Sadows, Tomy Seel, Rank Ifield and all those kind of po siners.

Cliff, we know, released a lot of hit records.

I particularly liked the baroque style of the Bach Boys. (Kim) Too right!

IT'S A COKUP (sic). I've left out a vowel instead of a consonant. Sorree!

I enjoyed the Shadows. Their lighter shade of ale was good stuff.

If there's one thing that turns on an alcoholic masochist it's a good biter. (Duj) Must've been a cover version. :-)

You are on the button, Rosie; I (on occasion) love overs!