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Electric sock treatment
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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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penelope
I hate it when now turns to lush.
Dazed5
Not so long ago I got caught out by a sow lizzard.
Tina
I waked for hours until I finally saw a hose in the distance. I waked up to it, and kocked and kocked, but no one head me.
Clementi
I would've head you but I was playing with my new cock at the time. I got it for Christmas from an ant who I hardly know. On the other hand, it's nice to get unexpected gifs, innit!
Rosie
Amateur astronomers living near airports like to look at the planes.
Chalky
For the New Ear Party we've been told to sparkle and listen, so I'm going to throw litter all over everybody.
penelope
[Chalky] I can imagine the sound of the part! (
Missing vowel alert
) Raised vices, shots and all kinds of noses... I hope you have fun!
Rosie
Funny sound coming from next door. Hope they haven't got buglers.
Spelling apologies
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Kim
[Rosie] Its probably just their randy teenage daughter, the little trumpet.
Rosie
She's a bit chubby, probably because she likes Heavy Meal. (Kim)
V. Good!
Thrax
Saw that film Jaws the other day. It's all about a Sark attack. Those Chanel Islands don't half smell y'know.
Software
That's no air! I'm from the Chanel Islands and we don't sell any worse than oters. Besides, what about all our Sing Flowes sent to the UK markes?
Rosie
My mate's gone fishing. His wife always worries that he'll catch cod.
Dujon
I quite understand that, Rosie. Then again, aging has always been fraught with anger.
Software
I can't sand fising. It is so boeing, its just like droning worms in the water.
Rosie
So true, Duj, and even though still quite hirsuite I cannot halt the passing of the ears.
Chalky
The time to start worrying is when your face is covered in winkles and your muscles waken.
Software
I am almost as od as Rosie, so I know how ones boy starts to run to see.
Rosie
One need not age prematurely; just keep one foot in the rave.
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