I would've head you but I was playing with my new cock at the time. I got it for Christmas from an ant who I hardly know. On the other hand, it's nice to get unexpected gifs, innit!

Amateur astronomers living near airports like to look at the planes.

For the New Ear Party we've been told to sparkle and listen, so I'm going to throw litter all over everybody.

[Chalky] I can imagine the sound of the part! (Missing vowel alert) Raised vices, shots and all kinds of noses... I hope you have fun!

Funny sound coming from next door. Hope they haven't got buglers. Spelling apologies.

[Rosie] Its probably just their randy teenage daughter, the little trumpet.

She's a bit chubby, probably because she likes Heavy Meal. (Kim)V. Good!