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Electric sock treatment
help
C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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st dogmael
Kim] Was it in an automatic, or did you have to change ears ?
Kim
No, it had a ear shit.
Kim
Or sick.
Chalky
My driving kills were perfected by the SM School in Camden Town.
Software
I don't like to bag, but I assed my test fist tie.
Tuj
I am reading Stephe Hawkin's "A Brie History of Tim" at the minute.
blamelewis
[Tuj] It's a wonderfully eccentric gardening manual, dealing as it does with theories of Black Hoes.
rab
[Tuj, blamelewis] I could never get to rips with that ant-matter myself.
penelope
I find it hard to control my pants - they just go rampant in the garden, especially in the summer.
Kim
I was working in the garden recently and discovered that a muse had made a home in my shed.
blamelewis
[Kim] You could get rid of it by laying down a rap. Or if you're feeling bloodthirsty try to fatten it with a hovel.
Kim
[bl] Believe me, I was temped. Especially when I found muse faces all over the floor.
Software
I am an animal over, I hope you set a human tap.
st dogma
Leave some poisoned read out, you might find a DEA badge in the morning tough.
Kim
Naah. I called in a pet controller. They are ermin, after all...
penelope
Treat them as pets, that what I say.
penelope
Oh damn. I switched off my brain when I made that pot. What a wit.
Darren
Dangerous thing to do, switching off one's rain. You could end up ma or dad!
blamelewis
That's why you should use a condo when having sex...
penelope
[bl] Does that mean you can have sex all over the hose?
Darren
As long as they're not in pubic areas.
blamelewis
[pen] It probably accounts for the cabs
penelope
To change the subject; I went to a galley this afternoon and saw some wonderful woks of art; cavings, pantings and cocks all displayed in cabinets.
plump
Yes I often look at art in the Tat gallery near the lobe theatre.
st dogmael
pen] Were any of the cocks as impressive as Big Ben ?
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