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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Thorpe and their windswept daughter Mabel.
And while we're about it, how about a big hand for Mr and Mrs Green and their son Lee.
Fussy point, but places that are named after people should not be allowed, eg Johannesburg. Probably rules out half the place names in England, including where I live - "the hamlet of Weorla's people".
From darkest Wiltshire, Mr and Mrs Malford and their son, Christian. Don't know if that one offends your rule, Rosie.
Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Terbourne Abbas and their son Wyn. (Softers) - Looks all right to me. :-)
From Dorset, Mr & Mrs Port, and their daughter Brid Port.
Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful Mr and Mrs Chester, who also have a son called Wyn.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ford and their son Brad
All be upstanding for Mr & Mrs Gio di Calabria and their son Reg.
A big welcome to Mr & Mrs Le street and their fine son Chester
Let's hear it for Mr and Mrs Bao and their son Bill. Dreadful.
Obviously, Mr & Mrs Borough and their son, Peter.
Also introducing from Wiltshire, Mr & Mrs Isbury and their daughter, Sal.
All rise for Mr and Mrs Ham and their son Rex. (Softers) Your first one violates The Rule!
Look who's here its Mr & Mrs O'Groats and their son John
[Rosie} CanI just say that the problem with "The Rule" is that a large proportion of places *are* named for people, whether resident or saintly. Thus Peterborough - but I'd allow this, as it's all one word, whereas Mavis Enderby (Lincs) would be instantly disqualified.
Mt & Mrs Caster and their son Don Caster.
And now, let's hear it for Mr and Mrs de Janeiro and their son Rio. (Herr Bratsche) Doesn't using the already-existing personal name as part of the "answer" defy the whole purpose of the game, which is to conjure names out of thin air, as it were? There's no essential difference, in this sense, between your two examples. BTW, aren't you up rather early this morning, for a musician? :-)
[Rosie] I don't do it for a living! By day, IT consultant, by night, musician.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs On-Wye and their son Ross. And from the wilds of Wyoming here's that retiring young lass Shy Anne. (Herr Bratsche) Oh, hard cheese. :-)
[Rosie] It's OK, it pays the bills. Mr & Mrs Gate and their son Harry Gate, closely followed by Mr & Mrs Istone and their daughter Pen Istone.
While in the realms of fantasy, all the way from Ambridge , introducing Penny Hassett.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr and Mrs Ericay and their son Bill. (Herr Bratsche) If you twang your knob fast enough do you get a Penis Tone?
[Rosie] Winces at the very thought
**twangs nob very fast and places it against ear***
***does it again***
Rosie] No, but it's kind of fun.
From the beautiful Lake District, Mr & Mrs Dermere, and their daughter Wyn Dermere.
All the way from Essex I see we have Mr and Mrs Ple-Soken and their godlike son, Thor.
And with us once again are those outrageous socialites Mr & Mrs Stone and their daughter Connie
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Isle and their son Carl.
Please be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Terr and their son Les
Joining us all the way from Italy, we have Fiona Renze and her friend Silas Ennar (who prefer to be addressed by their nicknames please).
Will you all put your hands together, please, for Mr and Mrs Ws-y-coed and their daughter Bet.
Will you welcome please, Mr and Mrs Man and their daughter, Isla.
And resplendent in their patriotic orange are our Dutch guests Mr & Mrs Bolden and their son Wim
Mr & Mrs Rith and their daughter Pen, and Mr & Mrs Dull and their son Ken.
Mr and Mrs Lazoosh and their son Ashley Barrisdale Donnisthorpe. Hello Ash B. D. Lazoosh
Please engage low gear for Mr and Mrs Ock and their son Paul. I don't usually do LOL, but the last four were highly chortleworthy.:-)
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bee-Anne and their daughter Carrie
Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Toft and their daughter Lois
Mrs Supermare has lost her little son Stanley. Where's Stan Supermare?
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Vizes and their daughter Dee
Mr & Mrs Venscarandeskdalerailway and their son Ray Venscarandeskdalerailway.
... who is feeling a little Ratty (in-joke).
Please say hello to Mr and Mrs AGE and their son STEVEN
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Tober and their son Manny
Also please put you hands together for Mr & Mrs Etarborough and their son Mark
Please stand back for Mr & Mrs Tonmobray and their daughter, Mel.
Please also welcome the singing duo Papa Le Town and his partner Mama Cas.
Let's have a big hand for Mr and Mrs Pford-Peverell and their son Sam. (Herr Bratsche) Not too "in" for me, squire. :-)
[Rosie] ;-)
Mr & Mrs Juxta-Twycross, and their son Norton Juxta-Twycross.
Will you please all abase y'rselves before, from Pakistan via the Emerald Isle, Mr and Mrs O'Babad and their son Jac(k). (Herr Bratsche) WTF's that?
Please be standing for Mr and Mrs Hog and their son Art.
Please welcome, joining us from his Greek resort on Mt. Olympus [home of mythological gods], the inimitable Herr Chulés.
And close behind let us welcome Mr and Mrs Castle and their dyslexic son Barnard
BTW Do people with dyslexia suffer from daily sex? (anag)
And sharing the minicab from the North-East is a member of the clergy, Bishop Auckland. (Snodders) Mmm . . . maybe literacy isn't so wonderful. :-)
From Kent, please welcome Mr & Mrs D'scastle and their son, Lee.
From Staffordshire, Mr & Mrs Bington and their son Bob, and from almost next door, Mr & Mrs Tingham and their daughter Pat. Keeping close company from Birmingham are Bill and Lesley, and our first Jewish family, Mr & Mrs Ihull and their son Sol. Following close behind are Mr & Mrs Wood and their daughter Holly, and not far away are Mr & Mrs Slee and their daughter Mo.
From further afield please welcome Mr & Mrs Shus and their son Maurice
Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Assker and their son Al
From a little further east, will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son Phil.
Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the Sylvanias and their daughter Penelope
And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son, Ken. (Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)
And close behind are Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name, Missi
Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy, Mr and Mrs Disi and their son Bryn.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter Daisy.
And now let's hear it for Mr and Mrs More and their son Stan.
[Rosie] you forgot his old friend Colin Dale...

Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford

Please welcome, from Gloucestershire, Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter, Bev.
And following them, thier close neighbours Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter, Min.
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