mc5 - Will you welcome please...

All the way from the Orient its Mr&Mrs Chin with their sons Itchee and Hairee

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This game needs sectioned i believe - for observation.

penelope

Welcome please (just ahead of the men in white coats) Mrs and Mrs Ing-Board and their son, the straightest guy in town, Ian Ing-board.

Brendan

Look, it's Mr and Mrs Quisk and their daughter Electra ...

ZK

[Brendan] Genius! Welcome please Mr Towcester and his partner Ms Witch, and their charming son, Sam Witch-Towcester.

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bag and their daughter Peg

Milo

Isn't that Mr and Mrs T'caseonwheels's daughter, Sue? And that's Sal Udbowl. (widey, your mum says your tea's ready)

Milo

That stir is being caused by Mr & Mrs Dblenda and their daughter Anne

Followed by distant cousins, Mr & Mrs Singbowl and their son Mick

How about a visit to the "Place Names Ball" I can see our first guests it's Mr & Mrs Yer and their daughter Libby

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Oh dear, put on your woolies for its the Tarcticas again, with their icy daughter Anne Tarctica. I think I will hang out instead with Mr & Mrs Gall, and their warm and friendly son Ben Gall.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tshire and their son Will. (He's got a German friend Hants).

Welcome, please, from Bristol Mr & Mrs Stoke and their son Bradley.

And following close behind I see Mr and Mrs Norton and their award winning stonemason son Chipping and its good to see them again!

Toby

Escorting Miss Issippi is her beau Herr Frank Furt.

And here is Mr and Mrs Apolis with their daughter Minne and her partner Paul Saint

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Tolya, and their daughter Anna Tolya.

Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Thorpe and their windswept daughter Mabel.

And while we're about it, how about a big hand for Mr and Mrs Green and their son Lee.

Fussy point, but places that are named after people should not be allowed, eg Johannesburg. Probably rules out half the place names in England, including where I live - "the hamlet of Weorla's people".

From darkest Wiltshire, Mr and Mrs Malford and their son, Christian. Don't know if that one offends your rule, Rosie.

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Terbourne Abbas and their son Wyn. (Softers) - Looks all right to me. :-)

From Dorset, Mr & Mrs Port, and their daughter Brid Port.

Tuj

Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful Mr and Mrs Chester, who also have a son called Wyn.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ford and their son Brad

All be upstanding for Mr & Mrs Gio di Calabria and their son Reg.

A big welcome to Mr & Mrs Le street and their fine son Chester

Let's hear it for Mr and Mrs Bao and their son Bill. Dreadful.

Obviously, Mr & Mrs Borough and their son, Peter.

Also introducing from Wiltshire, Mr & Mrs Isbury and their daughter, Sal.

All rise for Mr and Mrs Ham and their son Rex. (Softers) Your first one violates The Rule!

Look who's here its Mr & Mrs O'Groats and their son John

[Rosie} CanI just say that the problem with "The Rule" is that a large proportion of places *are* named for people, whether resident or saintly. Thus Peterborough - but I'd allow this, as it's all one word, whereas Mavis Enderby (Lincs) would be instantly disqualified.
Mt & Mrs Caster and their son Don Caster.

And now, let's hear it for Mr and Mrs de Janeiro and their son Rio. (Herr Bratsche) Doesn't using the already-existing personal name as part of the "answer" defy the whole purpose of the game, which is to conjure names out of thin air, as it were? There's no essential difference, in this sense, between your two examples. BTW, aren't you up rather early this morning, for a musician? :-)

[Rosie] I don't do it for a living! By day, IT consultant, by night, musician.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs On-Wye and their son Ross. And from the wilds of Wyoming here's that retiring young lass Shy Anne. (Herr Bratsche) Oh, hard cheese. :-)

[Rosie] It's OK, it pays the bills. Mr & Mrs Gate and their son Harry Gate, closely followed by Mr & Mrs Istone and their daughter Pen Istone.

While in the realms of fantasy, all the way from Ambridge , introducing Penny Hassett.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr and Mrs Ericay and their son Bill. (Herr Bratsche) If you twang your knob fast enough do you get a Penis Tone?

[Rosie] Winces at the very thought

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**twangs nob very fast and places it against ear***
***does it again***
Rosie] No, but it's kind of fun.

From the beautiful Lake District, Mr & Mrs Dermere, and their daughter Wyn Dermere.

ZK

All the way from Essex I see we have Mr and Mrs Ple-Soken and their godlike son, Thor.

And with us once again are those outrageous socialites Mr & Mrs Stone and their daughter Connie

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Isle and their son Carl.

Please be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Terr and their son Les

Toby

Joining us all the way from Italy, we have Fiona Renze and her friend Silas Ennar (who prefer to be addressed by their nicknames please).

Will you all put your hands together, please, for Mr and Mrs Ws-y-coed and their daughter Bet.

Will you welcome please, Mr and Mrs Man and their daughter, Isla.

And resplendent in their patriotic orange are our Dutch guests Mr & Mrs Bolden and their son Wim

Mr & Mrs Rith and their daughter Pen, and Mr & Mrs Dull and their son Ken.

ImNotJohn

Mr and Mrs Lazoosh and their son Ashley Barrisdale Donnisthorpe. Hello Ash B. D. Lazoosh

Please engage low gear for Mr and Mrs Ock and their son Paul. I don't usually do LOL, but the last four were highly chortleworthy.:-)

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bee-Anne and their daughter Carrie

Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Toft and their daughter Lois

Mrs Supermare has lost her little son Stanley. Where's Stan Supermare?

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Vizes and their daughter Dee

Mr & Mrs Venscarandeskdalerailway and their son Ray Venscarandeskdalerailway.

... who is feeling a little Ratty (in-joke).

Topnosh

Please say hello to Mr and Mrs AGE and their son STEVEN

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Tober and their son Manny

Also please put you hands together for Mr & Mrs Etarborough and their son Mark