Making a huge statue by pouring cement over Victoria Beckham.

Penblwydd Hapus

Agh! The cat has drawn blood from my "little chap!"

Daijobu desu ka?

Still working at the day job? (I would be surprised to find that "daijobu" really is Japanese for "day job".)

con fuoco

s/would/wouldn't/

Expression of disgust upon seeing Jeffrey Archer back in the paper. (Raak - alas, it means OK, so that "Fish" actually meant "Is it OK?", if my primitive Japanese skills don't steer me too wrong.)

Mi dispiace, non lo so.

The container for my CD is not loose.

Ich bin Auslander

I'm Australian

Tant pi, tant mieux

Do not piss on the cat

Zu Risiken und Nebenwirkungen lesen Sie die Packungsbeilage und fragen Sie Ihren Arzt oder Apotheker

When working in Nebraska, you risk ignoring the lesson of those who die in packing spillages by breaking their arse on an apothecary.

Mae bronnau ardderchog da hi.

May now breeds harder pigs - say hello!

Kann ich habe die speisekarte bitte, wenn es möglisch ist.

Pass the pepper pot, and don't be so catty. Senza sordini.