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King AVMA the III
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Finally inheriting the title after 70 years.
MINERAL
Is it a mineral?
Not a mineral.
Is it gold-coloured?
[Tuj] Yes, it is gold-coloured.
Is it a hat?
Metallic?
St Edwards Crown?
Hot on the track
[SM] Not a hat.
[R] Metallic, mainly.
[B] Not St Edwards Crown (not a hat).
Does it begin with P?
:)
[T] It does not begin with a P.
Is it Auric Goldfinger's Rolls Royce?
[SM] Not a gold Rolls Royce.
Does it have 8 horsepower?
[SM] It has exactly 8 horsepower less than that figure.
Does it involve the metal gold?
[RtG] Yes! It involves gold.
Ornamental?
Is it a personal ornament?
consults Mycroft...
The least not unmisleading verdicts are:
[R] Yes, ornamental.
[S] Yes, personally ornamental.
A gold tooth?
[SM] Not a gold tooth.
Is it an item of regalia?
An ear-ring?
Not an ear-ring aid
Is it unique?
[B] applause! It is an item of regalia. I wonder whose it could possibly be?
[R] Not an ear-ring.
[T] It is unique!
The Royal Mankini?
[SM] The audience boggles. Not the Royal Mankini, whatever that is. The audience is relieved.
A sceptre?
Camilla's naval piercing?
A Prince Albert?
[R] applause! Not a sceptre.
[C] The audience returns to embogglement. Not a "naval piercing", which sounds like a hazard female crew members might face on the high seas.
[S] Not a Prince Albert.
Is it his magnificent orb?
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