[R] applause! Not a sceptre. [C] The audience returns to embogglement. Not a "naval piercing", which sounds like a hazard female crew members might face on the high seas. [S] Not a Prince Albert.
[SM] Yes, the Sovereign's Orb. Have this genuine replica in real gold-coloured metal and diamond-look acrylic, which plays "Colonel Bogey" when you wind it up by the cross.