[Bavid] Crap. Pudding Mill Lane would be closer to the mark, I reckon.

[SF] I wouldn't go flinging mud around when you're making moves as bad as that one.

None of you will be worth bothering about once I install the new Kaiba Corp HQ at Temple.

What a fine pair of bollocks our friend Kaiba is sporting there. Crossharbour & London Arena.

Call that a move? We will Gunnersbury you!

Oh, Yeah? You and what Arsenal?

Am I late? Oh my mind's all in a tizz! I just caught the train from Richmond, don't bold that, and darling... what do you mean you bolded it? Darling that's not right. Oh alright then.

[Dale] So catch the train straight back, you w*nker. With a bit of luck, you'll fall through the gap at Finchley Road and we'll all be spared your mincing antics.

Now now ladies. Bank.

What a shocking suggestion. But Poplar.

I feel agression in the air, but who's it going to be?

Bugger off, the lot of you. I'm trying to get some peace in my Swiss Cottage.

[!CPEoLR] You sir, are an imposter. Bugger off yourself. East India. Yes, that will do.

Next! Prince Regent.

I'm Spartacus! Bethnal Green

To my knowledge, Lower Ruritania does indeed have a Crown Prince Eustace, a Real Crown Prince Eustace, a genuine Crown Prince Eustace and a People's Crown Prince Eustace. I trust Euston is appropriate? To be perfectly honest with you I don't care if it isn't.

Fear me you snivelling humans ! I arrive belching fire and emitting noxious fumes. Look upon my moves and despair, oh puny creatures of Planet Earth. That which is righteous in my indignation, verily shall it come to pass. Therefore, cower - cower ye feeble things and behold Tooting Bec

Up yours, Zarquor. Belching fire and emitting noxious fumes? Not while I'm recording Play Away you don't. We have standards to keep, and besides, I don't want to upset the floor manager because he saw me doing things to Brian Cant on the platform at Shepherd's Bush and might mention them in the wrong circles, if y'know what I mean.

*thwack* Cyprus is where I'm headed to get away from you lot.

Well that gets rid of the goofy penguin. Borough. Pardon me, too many cucumber sandwiches.