To my knowledge, Lower Ruritania does indeed have a Crown Prince Eustace, a Real Crown Prince Eustace, a genuine Crown Prince Eustace and a People's Crown Prince Eustace. I trust Euston is appropriate? To be perfectly honest with you I don't care if it isn't.

Fear me you snivelling humans ! I arrive belching fire and emitting noxious fumes. Look upon my moves and despair, oh puny creatures of Planet Earth. That which is righteous in my indignation, verily shall it come to pass. Therefore, cower - cower ye feeble things and behold Tooting Bec

Up yours, Zarquor. Belching fire and emitting noxious fumes? Not while I'm recording Play Away you don't. We have standards to keep, and besides, I don't want to upset the floor manager because he saw me doing things to Brian Cant on the platform at Shepherd's Bush and might mention them in the wrong circles, if y'know what I mean.

*thwack* Cyprus is where I'm headed to get away from you lot.

Well that gets rid of the goofy penguin. Borough. Pardon me, too many cucumber sandwiches.