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Ruin a Wish
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Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .


So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.
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Cool for pachyderms, but say goodbye to the opposable thumbs which can do the same thing, only better, and hello to some nice tusks that will have you mercilessly hunted by Chinese dentists. Honestly, some people.

X-ray vision! Give me X-ray vision!

You give everyone you look at cancer, you can never be in the dark, and everything looks like a radiograph. Still want it?

If only I didn't have to eat and drink! It gets to be such a chore.

[Raak] Hate eating? Despise drinking? Tired of all the chores? Then our human taxidermy service is just right for you!

Humans ought to be able to fly, naturally, rather than in a machine.

[Bismarck] Enjoy your new self-inflating helium bladder, Homo Dirigibilis

I'm tired of being stupid. I wish I had an I.Q. of two trillion.

[Stevie] Shazam! Unfortunately all of your anxieties, phobias, and personality defects have also been equally magnified.

Personally I wish for an extra day off every week.
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