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Epic Job Titles
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Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
Let's start with accountant.
Protector of Treasure from the Grasping Hand, Master of the Arcane Spells of Concealment from Tax Inspectors.

optician

Guardian of vision
teacher
Speaker to Animals

Ambulance Driver

Chariot Driver for Asclepius.

janitor

That could be a little snappier:

Asclepius' Charioteer

janitor

Destroyer of Filth

traffic warden
Defender of the Diploxanthigram

Vicar

Channeller of God.

weather forecaster

Soothsayer of the winds.

Football club manager
You feel that football club managers need an injection of self esteem?
Peer of the Apopudobalian Realm.

plumber

Weilder of the Torch, First Initiate of the U-Bend and Grand High Mystic Poobah

P.E. Teacher

Sadistic Solutions Enforcement Officer.

GP's Receptionist.

Guardian of the Priest of Asclepius.

Shop assistant

Aide to the affluent, disburser of desirables and privileged visitant of the room out the back.

Considering I started this game, it's about time I made a move in it. :-)

Sandwich board man

Herald of Bacchus

Binman

Professional Meat Inverter

Kindergarten Teacher

Head of Noise.


GP's receptiomist.

[Rosie] (I think you repeated that one, with a single change, which I have cunningly reflected in my answer.)
Gatekeeper to the House of Amtibiotix

Banker

Sumbitch ratbastard swine well I say swine but in truth most of them aren't fit to lie down with pigs which means of course some are but not a one has even the restraint a fox shows when finding itself in a box full of chickens and every one of them deserves to be disembowled and tossed in a tank full of sharks wot have been starved for a few days god-damn their rapacious hearts and light fingers.

Bank Teller

Financial Facilitator.

Shelf Filler
Horizontal Product Display and Storage Replenishment Executive

Astronaut

Pioneer of the Final Frontier, Going Where None Have Gone Before.

Brickie's Mate

Servant of Hod
Hidden textI also had 'Deputy Head of Modular Construction' but didn't quite find it epic enough... Lovely idea for a game!


Actor
Verisimilitude Creative. (blamelewis) v good

Call-centre worker
Speaker-to-Animals

Tech support

Speaker to Vegetables

Meter reader

Flow Officer (Visual Assessment).


Journalist.

Creator of the True Reality

Lorry Driver
Charioteer of The Goods


Prison Officer

Detention facility personnel control executive

Steam locomotive driver

Commander of the Box of Fire

Barista
High Priest(ess) of the Golden Ambrosia

dance band musician
(insert instrument) master

Headmaster/mistress

Holder of the Keys to All Knowledge and Supreme Ruler of the Room of Staff

Road sweeper
Depulvisator ad Viarum Regis

Sweatshop worker

SportsDirector

Purchase Ledger Clerk

Recorder of the Bought 'em Dollar

Telephone Sanitiser
King of filth eradication.
Grave Digger
Officer of the Very Last Rite.

Wheeltapper

Metallic continuity inspector.

Ballet dancer
Gravity Artist

Road mender

Favoured Servant of Kunado-No-Kami

Receptionist
Highest lady of responses to the telephone.

Dog Walker
Faecal distribution officer (pedestrian areas).

Drummer
Friend to Musicians.

Violist

Enemy of Musicians
Hidden text[Herr Bratsche] I do sincerely apologise, but it was too easy a punchline to resist

Brass Band

The Amalgamated Guild of Note-Splitters and Worm-Canners.

Carpenter.

Member of the Craft of Jesus

Assistant Trainee Manager

He/She Who Shalt Riseth

Traffic Warden
Grand Conjuror of Split-Second Tickets and Revenue Targets

Gravedigger
Provider of Ultimate Accommodation [Rosie] Dog walker - genius :)

Human Statue
The Plinths of Immobility.

Interpreter

The Speaker of Many Tongues

ornithologist
They who ensure that everybody's heard about the bird.

ichthyologist
Head of Maggots

osteopath

Back quack.

Chiropodist

Pedalian Saviour

Particle physicist
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