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Epic Job Titles
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Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
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Professional Meat Inverter

Kindergarten Teacher

Head of Noise.


GP's receptiomist.

[Rosie] (I think you repeated that one, with a single change, which I have cunningly reflected in my answer.)
Gatekeeper to the House of Amtibiotix

Banker

Sumbitch ratbastard swine well I say swine but in truth most of them aren't fit to lie down with pigs which means of course some are but not a one has even the restraint a fox shows when finding itself in a box full of chickens and every one of them deserves to be disembowled and tossed in a tank full of sharks wot have been starved for a few days god-damn their rapacious hearts and light fingers.

Bank Teller

Financial Facilitator.

Shelf Filler
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