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Epic Job Titles
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Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
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You feel that football club managers need an injection of self esteem?
Peer of the Apopudobalian Realm.

plumber

Weilder of the Torch, First Initiate of the U-Bend and Grand High Mystic Poobah

P.E. Teacher

Sadistic Solutions Enforcement Officer.

GP's Receptionist.

Guardian of the Priest of Asclepius.

Shop assistant

Aide to the affluent, disburser of desirables and privileged visitant of the room out the back.

Considering I started this game, it's about time I made a move in it. :-)

Sandwich board man

Herald of Bacchus

Binman

Professional Meat Inverter

Kindergarten Teacher

Head of Noise.


GP's receptiomist.

[Rosie] (I think you repeated that one, with a single change, which I have cunningly reflected in my answer.)
Gatekeeper to the House of Amtibiotix

Banker

Sumbitch ratbastard swine well I say swine but in truth most of them aren't fit to lie down with pigs which means of course some are but not a one has even the restraint a fox shows when finding itself in a box full of chickens and every one of them deserves to be disembowled and tossed in a tank full of sharks wot have been starved for a few days god-damn their rapacious hearts and light fingers.

Bank Teller

Financial Facilitator.

Shelf Filler
Horizontal Product Display and Storage Replenishment Executive

Astronaut

Pioneer of the Final Frontier, Going Where None Have Gone Before.

Brickie's Mate

Servant of Hod
Hidden textI also had 'Deputy Head of Modular Construction' but didn't quite find it epic enough... Lovely idea for a game!


Actor
Verisimilitude Creative. (blamelewis) v good

Call-centre worker
Speaker-to-Animals

Tech support

Speaker to Vegetables

Meter reader

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