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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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...and so I replied to St. Peter at the gate: "Not bloody likely. I'm not wearing any knickers."
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. Actually, as you were on the debriefed bit. It appears I am not wearing any pants."
Oh say, have you heard the fate
Of Mr PP Bliss and Wife
Of their deaths I shall relate
Also Others lost their life
They were not wearing any pants
In the Ashtabula Bridge disaster where so may died
And their bodies were infested with ants
Once the river receded and the mud had dried.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Twas in the year eighteen eighty-two
That a great dance took place in Scotland the noo
It was held in the magnificent city of Aberdeen
Where many gaily-dressed couples were to be seen.
And among these couples were some from the fair nation of France
Who on spying the Scotsmen in kilts were amazed that they could dance without any pants.


The moat is deep
The fortress tall
A sentry patrols
Atop its stout wall

The gate is secure
Ivy clings in its sleep
The Queen's in her chamber
The King's in his Keep

The bard he/she writes
The dreamer he/she dreams
Unaware that a TROLL is in the storeroom
Not wearing any pants
Lo there do I see my father,
Lo there do I see my mother,
my sisters and my brothers,
Lo there do I see the line of my people,
back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me,
they bid me take my place among them,
in the halls of Valhalla,
where the brave are not wearing their pants.
And who can forget that scene from the 70s movie The Shining in which Shelly Duvall picks up Jack Nicholson's novel-in-progress and reads:

I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

[Steve] Re: the pantless Prisoner - I chuckled.
So off went the Emperor in procession under his splendid canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, "Oh, how fine are the Emperor's new pants! Don't they fit him to perfection? Nobody would confess that they could "see everything" for that would prove him either unfit for his position, or a fool. No costume the Emperor had worn before was ever such a complete success.

"But he's not wearing any pants!" a little child said.

And we all know what happened then, don't we, children?

'I know it's only rock and roll, but I'm pantless, pantless, yes I am': Mick Jagger & the Rolling Stones.
Oh he sits at the corner of Beggar's Bush
And the crowd looks on in a trance
As the dolls at the end of the plank do a dance
And he croons "I'm not wearin' me pants"
La-la-la-la
Come day, go day
Wish in me heart it was Sunday ... etc etc
Michael Caine : You are only supposed to blow the bleedin drawers off cos he ain't wearing any pants
The Thief Baggins: What have I got in my pocket?

Gollum: Not fair, my precious! It hasn't got any pocketses! It isn't wearing any pants!

"Elementary my dear Watson. I knew this man was about to burgle the offices of the Sunnydale Nudist Colony because he wasn't wearing any pants"
"Laban's technique is based on the theory that all movement is a reaction to gravity. If we ask the dancer to allow gravity to take over body parts in a normal stance you will notice that her spine becomes more curved, her head drops, her knees may bend slightly, her shoulders will round and her arms will fall in front of her body. If we wanted to attach emotional qualities to this, or in other words, try to read her body language, we might use words like...I'm not wearing any pants."
After nearly a month building up sufficient LV, I have finally arrived at Mornington Crescent and I am most definitely not wearing any pants!. If only dear Mrs Trellis could see me now......
Audience
shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Kim
Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, All is bright
Round yon virgin not wearing her pants sound of needle being dragged across record
Weeeeeeeeeee
wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
Not wearing our pants.
And my absolute favorite bop-along carol (bass part in italics):

Joy to the world! the Lord is come;
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare him room,
Not wearing any pants
              Not wearing any
Not wearing any pants
paaaaaaants, Not wearing any
Not wearing, not wear-air-airing any pants
paaaaaaants, not wear-air-airing pants, pants, pants

"Yes, I agree, there does appear to be a draft in here. I'll go and put on my pants!!!"
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