mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Stevie

Lo there do I see my father,
Lo there do I see my mother,
my sisters and my brothers,
Lo there do I see the line of my people,
back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me,
they bid me take my place among them,
in the halls of Valhalla,
where the brave are not wearing their pants.

Stevie

And who can forget that scene from the 70s movie The Shining in which Shelly Duvall picks up Jack Nicholson's novel-in-progress and reads:

I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

Kim

[Steve] Re: the pantless Prisoner - I chuckled.

Kim

So off went the Emperor in procession under his splendid canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, "Oh, how fine are the Emperor's new pants! Don't they fit him to perfection? Nobody would confess that they could "see everything" for that would prove him either unfit for his position, or a fool. No costume the Emperor had worn before was ever such a complete success.

"But he's not wearing any pants!" a little child said.

And we all know what happened then, don't we, children?

penelope

'I know it's only rock and roll, but I'm pantless, pantless, yes I am': Mick Jagger & the Rolling Stones.