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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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(Scarecrow):
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the ants
And my groin I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had some pants

Love is a stranger in an open car
Tooling around not wearing any pants

Winter is coming ... and I'm not wearing any pants!

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I'm not wearing any pants
Captain's Log, Stardate 427089.4   Our mission to boldly go where no man has gone before has entered a new phase. The entire crew are not wearing any pants.
"...what woman has ever stopped by a want of information? She felt. And despised him for not wearing any pants." -[John le Carr¨] Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

"Water, water everywhere...
and yet no pants to wear"
...and so I replied to St. Peter at the gate: "Not bloody likely. I'm not wearing any knickers."
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. Actually, as you were on the debriefed bit. It appears I am not wearing any pants."
Oh say, have you heard the fate
Of Mr PP Bliss and Wife
Of their deaths I shall relate
Also Others lost their life
They were not wearing any pants
In the Ashtabula Bridge disaster where so may died
And their bodies were infested with ants
Once the river receded and the mud had dried.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Twas in the year eighteen eighty-two
That a great dance took place in Scotland the noo
It was held in the magnificent city of Aberdeen
Where many gaily-dressed couples were to be seen.
And among these couples were some from the fair nation of France
Who on spying the Scotsmen in kilts were amazed that they could dance without any pants.


The moat is deep
The fortress tall
A sentry patrols
Atop its stout wall

The gate is secure
Ivy clings in its sleep
The Queen's in her chamber
The King's in his Keep

The bard he/she writes
The dreamer he/she dreams
Unaware that a TROLL is in the storeroom
Not wearing any pants
Lo there do I see my father,
Lo there do I see my mother,
my sisters and my brothers,
Lo there do I see the line of my people,
back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me,
they bid me take my place among them,
in the halls of Valhalla,
where the brave are not wearing their pants.
And who can forget that scene from the 70s movie The Shining in which Shelly Duvall picks up Jack Nicholson's novel-in-progress and reads:

I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

[Steve] Re: the pantless Prisoner - I chuckled.
So off went the Emperor in procession under his splendid canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, "Oh, how fine are the Emperor's new pants! Don't they fit him to perfection? Nobody would confess that they could "see everything" for that would prove him either unfit for his position, or a fool. No costume the Emperor had worn before was ever such a complete success.

"But he's not wearing any pants!" a little child said.

And we all know what happened then, don't we, children?

'I know it's only rock and roll, but I'm pantless, pantless, yes I am': Mick Jagger & the Rolling Stones.
Oh he sits at the corner of Beggar's Bush
And the crowd looks on in a trance
As the dolls at the end of the plank do a dance
And he croons "I'm not wearin' me pants"
La-la-la-la
Come day, go day
Wish in me heart it was Sunday ... etc etc
Michael Caine : You are only supposed to blow the bleedin drawers off cos he ain't wearing any pants
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