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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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[G Formby] Presumably that's in case a certain little lady comes by...
England expects that every man will be wearing pants when we engage the French even though I personally am not. Now kiss me Hardy.

Into the valley of Death
rode the six hundred
without any pants.
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having no pants. — Epicurus.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants; I'm not wearing any."
"Let him who is without pants among you, cast the first stone"
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not wear any pants.
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, not wearing their pants.
"Descend into the crater of Sneffels Yokul, over which the shadow of Scataris falls before the kalends of July, bold traveller, and you will reach the centre of the earth. This I have done (and I weren't wearing no pants niether)."
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said:
"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words do dance:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my legs, for I'm not wearing pants!'
I must go down to the sea again
To the lonely sea and the sky
I left a pair of pants there -
I wonder if they're dry? (after Milligan.)
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