mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I'm not wearing any pants

Kim

Imagine I'm not wearing any pants
It's easy if you try

Giertrud

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because, because, because, because, because...I'm not wearing any pants!

Raak

"My husband and I are not wearing any pants."

Phil

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who is not wearing any pants."

Kim

Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
I am wearing no pants this year, dash away all!

Giertrud

And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and I'm not wearing any pants!

Raak

While shepherds washed their socks by night, they were not wearing pants

Giertrud

"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I'm not wearing any pants?"

FGZstar

"You once took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve, and promised me I'm not wearing any pants"

Rosie

"The defendant appears to find these proceedings amusing." "I don't think he's wearing any pants, m'lud."