mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I'm not wearing any pants

Kim

Imagine I'm not wearing any pants
It's easy if you try

Giertrud

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because, because, because, because, because...I'm not wearing any pants!

Raak

"My husband and I are not wearing any pants."

Phil

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who is not wearing any pants."