mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Kim

On the evening of 19 September, at approximately 7:30 pm, Conservative MP and former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell left the office of the Chief Whip at 9 Downing Street, famously the street containing the official residence of the Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore under heavy security. Mitchell, it is alleged, who was cycling, swore when a police officer told him to exit Downing Street through the pedestrian gate rather than by the main gate.The official police log of the incident states that Mitchell said "Best you learn your f*cking place. You don't run this f*cking government ... You're f*cking plebs. It was also alleged that he informed a police officer, "I'm not wearing any pants", though this is denied.

Guido

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect: "I'm not wearing any pants."

Martha Farquar

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, I'm not wearing any pants

KagomeShuko

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I'm not wearing any pants

Kim

Imagine I'm not wearing any pants
It's easy if you try