mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and I'm not wearing any pants."

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"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and mind and memories." - Maya Angelou

Botherer

Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pill and put your pants back on.

Kim

Ring-a-ring o' roses
A pocket full of posies
Atishoo! Atishoo!
I'm not wearing any pants

Botherer

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm not wearing any pants.

nyet

I, Arturo, take you, Ingrid, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward I'm not wearing any pants.

Kim

To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the 'U-turn', I have only one thing to say: 'You turn if you want to. The Lady's not wearing any pants."

Raak

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"I do not wear any pants."

Rosie

"Do you have to swagger like that, dear? You look like a builder yacking into his mobile."
"Well, I'm not wearing any pants."

Kim

Bessie Braddock: "Mister Churchill, you are drunk"
Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly, and I'm not wearing any pants". (Attrib.)

Pablo

Newspaper headline: "Famous Five Arrested in Dorset! Julian Not Wearing Any Pants!"

nyet

“Are you watching Mr. Obama? THIS is the way I twerk it: Syrian president Bashar al-Assad jiggling my buttocks on the presidential lawn. Oooh ahahah. Can’t you feel the beat? Twerk it! Twerk it! Twerk it like you’ve got it! You know you like it. Oooh yeah! You want this. I know you do. nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah. I’m not wearing any pants.”