The crack of doom swallows this world But life to the galaxy's hurled By the might of our powers The stars shall be ours So the crack of doom may have this world.
There once was a virgin who said, "My hymen is safe 'til I'm wed" Though one night in my Chevy When breathing got heavy She lost it, my back seat turned red... Seduction, an old hobby of mine, and another reason for Pen to file complaints?
The day when Washington's drowned under water The politicos may say "We oughta "Have prevented this day!" But I think they'll say "It's just a problem for those that are shorter."
There once was a Kshatriya prince Who was given three reasons to wince: Sickness, death, and old age, But he then met a sage On the Way, which he taught ever since.