Just presenting Alternative facts on an Alternative meter with some Alternative rhymes on an Alternative language Mister Putin is truly an arse And fat Donald is playing a farce Mrs. Theresa May Like Frau Merkel’s okay Only Barack and Hill’ry are stars!
Just parlaying my good cheer. (belated Greetings for this new year, Marc.) Though the Bourgeois was played like a chump Knowing the game was rigged in the swamp When the ante got raised On he soldiered, unfazed He called ... and game's won with the Trump.
The crack of doom swallows this world But life to the galaxy's hurled By the might of our powers The stars shall be ours So the crack of doom may have this world.
There once was a virgin who said, "My hymen is safe 'til I'm wed" Though one night in my Chevy When breathing got heavy She lost it, my back seat turned red... Seduction, an old hobby of mine, and another reason for Pen to file complaints?
The day when Washington's drowned under water The politicos may say "We oughta "Have prevented this day!" But I think they'll say "It's just a problem for those that are shorter."