Jingle bells, jingle bells all the way Oh what fun! That's what people will say Wearing red Christmas slacks With my shotgun and axe In my festive one-horse Christmas slay
Three cheers for Mahendra Singh Dhoni A professional, sir, not a phoney When batting at cricket Or keeping the wicket It's quite clear that he stood alone-y.
From MCIOS, a couple of days ago, with yours truly, Projoy, Software, Stevie and Chalky providing the lines:
The "Dark Lady", for whom this is written, Is the one with whom I've become smitten. Her sensuous manner With torque wrench and spanner Transformed my once shy to twice bitten.
Just presenting Alternative facts on an Alternative meter with some Alternative rhymes on an Alternative language Mister Putin is truly an arse And fat Donald is playing a farce Mrs. Theresa May Like Frau Merkel’s okay Only Barack and Hill’ry are stars!
Just parlaying my good cheer. (belated Greetings for this new year, Marc.) Though the Bourgeois was played like a chump Knowing the game was rigged in the swamp When the ante got raised On he soldiered, unfazed He called ... and game's won with the Trump.
The crack of doom swallows this world But life to the galaxy's hurled By the might of our powers The stars shall be ours So the crack of doom may have this world.