To the eyes of the ignorant rabble It looks like a load of pure babble But my motives are pure (Though my diction's obscure) Either that, or I'm cheating at Scrabble
While singing an opera by Strauss (in fact, it was Die Fledermaus) I delighted the hordes While treading the boards And completely brought down the whole house.
The choirmaster asked for staccato. The chorister sang it legato. And his final top C, Sounded more like a B - There's a chance he might end up castrato
While Pablo was singing some Strauss (It might have been Die Fledermaus) I swung the iron ball Knocked out the front wall And completely brought down the whole house.