[nights] I introduced my kids to "Total Recall" (the 1990 version) last night. There was a real struggle to stifle sniggers, in unison, by all three of us, when Arnie says,
"All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team."
Our household thrives on innuendo :-)

The Devil finds work for idle hands. My paternal grandmother who worked all her life running a guest house.

It's not the cough that carries you off
It's the coffin they carry you off in.

No, I've still no idea what it means.

[Botherer] My father said that as well, and I've met other people who recognised it. Google has "about 57,000" hits for the complete saying in quotes (but only "about 13,200" without quotes).