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I don't know; I didn't listen!
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It's at times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
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......s! I've shot 'em (one of my father's when he came across any particularly shoddy piece of work or poor service; as in 'Cooks! I've shot 'em'.
You won't die! (mother, in response to a variety of mild childhood traumas). OK so far.
I'll go and jump in the clock! - apparently a favourite from my late paternal grandmother, and, no, my Dad doesn't know what she was getting at either
... and one for aunt Aggie. My mother adding spoons of tea to the pot, though I don't remember any aunt with that name.
Pull my finger!   Thanks Dad!
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