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I don't know; I didn't listen!
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It's at times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
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It's all a matter of taste, as the man said when he kissed the cow. A favorite of my father's. I later discovered that it can be found in Don Quixote.
It's cold enough for a fur-lined walking stick. My late dad's winter comment.
It'll all end in sick and tears. One of Mrs INJ's favourites, but originally from her mother - generally about a film or TV programme.
......s! I've shot 'em (one of my father's when he came across any particularly shoddy piece of work or poor service; as in 'Cooks! I've shot 'em'.
You won't die! (mother, in response to a variety of mild childhood traumas). OK so far.
I'll go and jump in the clock! - apparently a favourite from my late paternal grandmother, and, no, my Dad doesn't know what she was getting at either
... and one for aunt Aggie. My mother adding spoons of tea to the pot, though I don't remember any aunt with that name.
Pull my finger!   Thanks Dad!
Quis!, my dad would should with his hands behind his back. The first son (of 3) to shout "Ego!" would get the treat - chocolate, sweets etc.
Keep that. Come in 'andy even if you never use it. (Work colleague/technician/jack of all trades).
Arsenal!
my dad, whenever anyone sneezed, in tribute to Eric 'n' Ernie
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