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I don't know; I didn't listen!
help
It's at times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
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jim
Come on, you could get a tank through there!
A favourite of my dad's when somebody in front wasn't quick enough moving into a gap in traffic. Thing is, he used to work for the MOD on Salisbury Plain, so he'd
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Uncle Korky
I could do that
quoth my Dad whenever a snooker player on TV missed a shot.
ImNotJohn
Just taking seamanlike precautions.
(Mrs INJ's dad when going to the loo before going out - and yes, he was a sailor)
irach
You'd better brush those teeth, and make them clean and shiny, or else the tooth fairy won't leave you anything for them when they fall out.
cfm
Wear it (them) in good health.
(Accompanied each gift of clothing or jewelry)
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