mc5 - Change Just One Thing
Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
Are Sweden's carousel fascists increasing our libidos or enforcing celibacy? [Raak] Don't overdo it...
Are Sweden's carousel riders increasing our libidos or enforcing celibacy?
Are Sweden's carousel riders configuring our DOS or enforcing celibacy?
Are Sweden's carousel riders configuring our DOS or endorsing celibacy?
Are Sweden's carousel riders configuring our DOS or endorsing celery?
Are Sweden's carousel riders configuring our DOS or endorsing celebrity?
Are Sweden's carousel riders configuring our DOS-endorsing celebrity?
Are Sweden's carousel riders confounding our DOS-endorsing celebrity?
Are Apple's carousel riders confounding our DOS-endorsing celebrity?
Are Apple's carousel enthusiasts confounding our DOS-endorsing celebrity?
Are Apple's crazy enthusiasts confounding our DOS-endorsing celebrity?
Are Apple's crazy enthusiasts confounding our DOS-endorsing conservatism?
Are Apple's Mac enthusiasts confounding our DOS-endorsing conservatism?
Are dirty mac enthusiasts confounding our DOS-endorsing conservatism?
Are dirty mac enthusiasts confounding our purity-endorsing conservatism?
Are dirty mac enthusiasts confounding? Our purity-endorsing conservatism!
Are Big Mac enthusiasts confounding? Our purity-endorsing conservatism!
Are Big Mac enthusiasts confounding? Our purity endorses conservatism!
Aren't Big Mac enthusiasts confounding? Our purity endorses conservatism!
Aren't Big Mac enthusiasts confounding our purity with conservatism?
Aren't big DIY enthusiasts confounding our purity with conservatism?
Aren't big DIY enthusiasts confusing our purity with conservatism?
Aren't big DIY enthusiasts confusing their purity with conservatism?
Aren't big DIY enthusiasts confusing their purity with conservatories?
Aren't big DIY enthusiasts confusing their putty with conservatories?
Shun big DIY enthusiasts confusing their putty with conservatories.
Shun big DIY enthusiasts confusing their silly putty with conservatories.
Shun big DIY enthusiasts confusing their silly putty with conservatives.
Shun big DIY enthusiasts combining their silly putty with conservatives.
Shun big DIY enthusiasts combining their silly putty-brained conservatives.
Shun big DIY enthusiasts combing their silly putty-brained conservatives.
No one seems to want to make any more changes, so it must be perfect as it is. TIme for a new one.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quite brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quite brown fox fantasises over the lazy dog.
The quite brown fox fantasises over the lady dog.
The quite brawny fox fantasises over the lady dog.
The quite horny fox fantasises over the lady dog.
Each quite horny fox fantasises over the lady dog
Each quite horny fox fantasises over the ladybug
Each quiet horny fox fantasises over the ladybug.
No quiet horny fox fantasises over the ladybug.
Not quiet horny fox fantasises over the ladybug.
Not quiet horny fox fantasises over thee, ladybug.
Not quiet horny fox fantasises over thee, ladyboy.
Not quiet horny fox yiffs over thee, ladyboy.
Not quiet ornithologist yiffs over thee, ladyboy.
What quiet ornithologist yiffs over thee, ladyboy?
What quiet ornithologist yiffs over thee, limpkin?
What quiet ornithologist yiffs overtly, limpkin?
What furry ornithologist yiffs overtly, limpkin?
What furry ornithologist yiffs covertly, limpkin?
Warfaring ornithologist yiffs covertly, limpkin.
Warfaring ornithologist yiffs covertly, limping.
Warfaring ornithologist! Yaffles covertly limping.
Warfaring orthopaedist! Yaffles covertly limping.
Wayfaring orthopaedist! Yaffles covertly limping.
Wayfaring orthopaedist! Raffles covertly limping.
Wayfaring orthopaedist! Raffles overtly limping.
Wayfaring orthopaedist! Raffles oversimplifying.
Wayfaring orthopaedist! Raffle's oversimplifying.
Wafer-thin orthopaedist! Raffle's oversimlifying.
Wafer-thin orthopaedist? That's oversimplifying.
Wafer-thin orthodoxy? That's oversimplifying.
Razor-thin orthodoxy? That's oversimplifying.
Razor-thin orthodoxy? That's impossible!
Razor-thin orthodontistry? That's impossible!
Razor-thin orthodontistry? That's expensive.
Erase thin orthodontistry? That's expensive.
Erase thin orthodontistry? That's sex! Pensive.
Erase thigh orthodontistry? That's sex! Pensive.
Erase thin orthodontistry? That's sex! Perverse.
Praise thin orthodontistry? That's sex! Perverse.
Praise thin orthodontistry? That's expert verse.
Praise thin author, Don Tistry? That's expert verse.
Praise thin author Don Tistry's expert verse.
Praise thine author Don Tistry's expert verse.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expert verse.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expert verbs.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expletive verbs.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine author Don Juan's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] birds.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] birds.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] buzz.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's gosh darn buzz.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gosh darn buzz.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gauche darn buzz. Hidden text Reading this stuff is just doin' my fuckin' 'ead in.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gauche darn buzzard.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche darn buzzard.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche darn windmill.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass then order Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass Go then order Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass Go then order Don Quixote's gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then order donkey's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then order mule's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mule's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for hot macho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for free, macho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for free, macho dam pooftahs.
Pass Nullagine then collect mules for free, macho dam pooftahs.
Pass Nullagine then collect mules for three macho dam pooftahs.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho dam pooftahs.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho damp roofers.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho damp proofers.
Pass urine then collect mules from three macho damp proofers.
Pass urine then collect felt from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your inn then collect felt from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your inn then collect geld from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your hat then collect geld from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your hat then geld three macho damp proofers
Don your hat then geld three macho damp proofers.
Don your hat then goad three macho damp proofers.
Don your hat then goad three unemployed damp proofers.
Doff your hat then goad three unemployed damp proofers.
Doff your hat then goad three unemployed dambusters.
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployed dambusters
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployed dambusters, citizen. i think i see where you're going with this...
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployable dambusters, citizen.
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployable layabouts, citizen.
Doff your exquisite anorak then goad three unemployable layabouts, citizen
Doff your exquisite anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your exquisite anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your existence anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your existence anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your existence in Iraq then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your elections in Iraq then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dog.
Explain your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dog.
Explain your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad impotent layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad impotent lawyers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent lawyers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then utter impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then utter impotent prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in church then utter important prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in meteorology then utter important prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in meteorology then utter important rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter important rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians.
Renounce your faith in Ponting then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians.
Renounce your faith in sledging then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians. ....getting nasty...
Renounce your faith in sledging then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in sledding then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches.
Renounce your faith in shellfish then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches
Renounce your filthy shellfish then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches
Renounce your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches.
Renounce your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then utter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, darlings.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then stutter unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer unfortunate musical darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty trombones then suffer sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darling.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Discard filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Discard shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Misplace shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Misplace shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical missals, miss
Misplace shiny missiles then miss sizzling musical missals, miss.
Misplace shiny missiles then miss massive musical missals, miss.
Misplace menacing missiles then miss massive musical missals, miss.
Misplace menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Misconstrue menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then correct massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then hypothesize massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs that hypothesise massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs that hypothesise massive musical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive musical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive mystical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive mystical catechism, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist contructs that hypothesise massive mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture massive mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture controversial mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct monotheistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim monotheistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim capitalistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim capitalistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Declaim capitalistic constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Clarify capitalistic constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Clarify communist constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals. [I'm getting bored with this one. Can we start another?]
I think it has reached a natural conclusion.
In the beginning was a word.
In the beginning, "Om" was a word.
In the beginning, "Om" was a bird.
In the Ukraine, "Om" was a bird.
In the Ukraine, "Om" was a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" was a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" is a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the coda, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the code, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the code, "AEGCE" is Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite command.
OK the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite command.
OK the code, "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite command.
The code "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite command, OK?
The code "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite commode, OK?
The code "URGH" unlocks my favourite commode, OK?
The code "URGH" adorns my favourite commode, OK?
The inscription "URGH" adorns my favourite commode, OK?
The inscription "URGH" adorns my emergency commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns my emergency commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns my grandfather's commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every grandfather's commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every grandfather's clock, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every OK grandfather's clock?
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every OK grandfather's clock?
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every OK grandfather's clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather's clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" adorns every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" attracts every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GARRARDS" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRRRR" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRRRR" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRANDMAS" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my thirsty grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" attracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" detracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" detracts my thirsty grandfathers
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty grandfathers
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty customers.
The proclamation "CLOSING TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty customers.
The proclamation "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" distracts my thirsty customers.
The question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" distracts my thirsty customers.
The question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMUS TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my Greek customers
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO TO EITHER?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS TO GO BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The historical question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ORDINARY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ORDINARY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE AUDACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE VIRAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every microbiologist.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every microbiologist.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores even microbiologists.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists
Monty's febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?" bores odd musicologists
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd musicologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd bakers.
Monty Python's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd bakers.
Monty Python's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Monty Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Rabbie Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Gordon Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Gordon Brown's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Capability Brown's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Capability Brown's puerile question "HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom BakerI think we either need to give this one up or make a concerted effort to change the structure - it's not really going anywhere at the moment.
Agreed. Time for a fresh start.
I'm not a pheasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's son and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant collector comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the pheasant collector comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a peasant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm just a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're just a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing 'til the tax collector leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously not auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic plant and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic plant? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic iPod? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records
You're stealing a pendant and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not downloading the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a papist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not downloading the jazz collector's records. - Has this gone as far as it can?
You're stealing a papist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not the jazz collector's records. Wondering the same.
Clearly it has.
Begin at Beijing go on to the end and then stop
Begin at Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodeling at Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe.
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then stow away.
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away.
Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away
Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn aeromodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn yodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then sleep away.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep away.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let them sleep.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst drilling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishs sleep.
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep peddling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep peddling recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let my police know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Don't let my poodles know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles out.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles go.
Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go
Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid. (INJ) Top drawer - sorry to spoil it.
Keep police tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my noodle go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go, Ahmed.
y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.Sometimes even the 'Whoops' function isn't enough!!
y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go off.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my caboodle go off.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's magazines let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to women's magazines let my cheese go off.
The proper study of mankind is mannequin.
The proper study of mankind is his mannequin.
The proper study of mannequins is his mannequin.
The improper study of mannequins is his mannequin
The improper study of mannequins is his specialty.
The improper undressing of mannequins is his specialty.
The improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper dressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much dirty dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much dirty dancing on mannequins is his specialty
Much dirty dancing on banana-skins is his speciality.
Much dirty dancing on banana-skins refines his specialty.
Much dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays defines his specialty.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his specialty.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his biceps(the see-through poncho please.)
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday exercises his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "masculinity".
Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "masculinity".
Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "manhood".
Making dirty movies on steroids enhances his "manhood"
Making dirty jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
Making improper jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
Making improper jokes on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Making improper demands on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Making improper demands on blondes enhances their "manhood"
Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "manhood"
Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "womanhood"
Making improper demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood." Circularity alert.
Making financial demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood" Nearly time for a new sentence, methinks
A hearse, my kingdom for a horse!
A hearse? My kingdom for a horse!
A hearse? My colon for a horse!
A hearse? My colon for a clean!
Rehearse? My colon for a clean!
Rehearse? Take my colon for a clean!
Rehearse? Take my hearse for a clean!
Rehearse? Take my hearse for example!
Outrageous? Take my hearse for example!
Outrageous? Take my wife for example!
Outrageous? Take a midwife for example!
Outrageous? Take a midwife for an example!
Outrageous? Take a midwife for an actress!
Out damn spot? Take a midwife for an actress!
Out damn spot? Mistake a midwife for an actress!
Out damn spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for an actress!
Out damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
Our damp spot? Mistake a fishwife for a laundress!
Our damp spot? Mistake a fish-stick for a laundress!
Our damp spot? Make a fish-stick for a laundress!
Our damp spot? Make a fish stick to a laundress!
Our damp spot made a fish stick to a laundress!
Our damp glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundress!
Our damn glue made a fish stick to a laundrette!
I think that one's good.
Heidi, is no fish fork handy?
Heidi is no fish fork, handy?
Heidi is no fish fork, Andy.
Heidi is no fishwife, Andy.
Heidi is no fishwife, honestly.
Heidi is no midwife, honestly. [This is strangely reminiscent.]
Helmut is no midwife, honestly.
Helmut is no Midlands, honestly.
Helmut is no Mitarbeiter , honestly.
Helmut is no helmet, honestly.
Headwear is no helmet, honestly.
Heed, where is no helmet, honestly?
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