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An annotated list of recently discovered elements to add to the periodic table.
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Dadadadum
The fifth isotope of Symphonium, discovered in early 19th century Germany, but in a bizarre irony, it's first practical use was as part of the United Kingdom's war machine in world war two.
Poppadum
An element that is most frequently produced in Indian kitchens
Numbum
Not an element, but the stuff that church pews are made of.
Selleasium
A product that flies off the shelves.
Potisyum
An element used widely in Rastafarian circles.
Aregone
A product that has flown off the shelves.
Aragon
A Group (Henry) VIII Element.
Aragorn
The noblest of noble gases.
Odium
The most hated element.
Goön
An encouraging gas.
Avalon
A magical element which will be discovered in Britain's hour of need.
Compendium
An element which has the characteristics of all the other known elements.
Effluvium
An element that decays unpleasantly.
Ilium
A metal whose atomic weight is measured in troy atomic mass units (= 1.097 Imperial a.m.u.s).
Capon
An element of no interest to hens.
Aquarium
The hidden bonding element in water.
Quorum
Element produced once a committee reaches critical mass.
Speculum
An element that can be found in places you didn't know you had places.
Paragon
The perfect embodiment of an ideal element.
Morningtonium
The very last element in the periodic table.
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