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An annotated list of recently discovered elements to add to the periodic table.
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Phil
Dadadadum
The fifth isotope of Symphonium, discovered in early 19th century Germany, but in a bizarre irony, it's first practical use was as part of the United Kingdom's war machine in world war two.
irach
Poppadum
An element that is most frequently produced in Indian kitchens
Phil
Numbum
Not an element, but the stuff that church pews are made of.
Software
Selleasium
A product that flies off the shelves.
irach
Potisyum
An element used widely in Rastafarian circles.
Robin
Aregone
A product that has flown off the shelves.
irach
Aragon
A Group (Henry) VIII Element.
Raak
Aragorn
The noblest of noble gases.
irach
Odium
The most hated element.
Raak
Goön
An encouraging gas.
Raak
Avalon
A magical element which will be discovered in Britain's hour of need.
ImNotJohn
Compendium
An element which has the characteristics of all the other known elements.
CdM
Effluvium
An element that decays unpleasantly.
Raak
Ilium
A metal whose atomic weight is measured in troy atomic mass units (= 1.097 Imperial a.m.u.s).
irach
Capon
An element of no interest to hens.
Kim
Aquarium
The hidden bonding element in water.
Simons Mith
Quorum
Element produced once a committee reaches critical mass.
Software
Speculum
An element that can be found in places you didn't know you had places.
irach
Paragon
The perfect embodiment of an ideal element.
Raak
Morningtonium
The very last element in the periodic table.
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