mc5 - Change Just One Thing
Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
I'm not just a peasant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm just a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're just a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing 'til the tax collector leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant accountant and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's leaves.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpleasant aunt and you're obviously not auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not auditing all the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the tax collector's records.
You're mimicking a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pedant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic aunt and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic plant and you're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic plant? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unpatriotic iPod? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a pendant and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listening to the jazz collector's records
You're stealing a pendant and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist and an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not listing the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a playlist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not downloading the jazz collector's records.
You're stealing a papist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not downloading the jazz collector's records. - Has this gone as far as it can?
You're stealing a papist from an unprotected iPod? You're obviously not the jazz collector's records. Wondering the same.
Clearly it has.
Begin at Beijing go on to the end and then stop
Begin at Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodeling at Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then stop
Begin yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then Stowe.
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on to Southend and then stow away.
Learn yodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away.
Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then stow away
Learn aeromodelling in Beijing go on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn aeromodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn yodelling in going on about Southend and then slip away.
Learn yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on about Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then slip away.
Stop yodelling whilst going on through Southend and then sleep away.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep away.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and then sleep.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let them sleep.
Stop yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend and let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst galloping through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst drilling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Southend. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep yodelling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let MacTavish sleep.
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishs sleep.
Keep pedalling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep peddling whilst cycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep peddling recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling through Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the MacTavishes know.
Keep poodles recycling in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let the police know.
Keep poodles tethered in Scotland. Don't let my police know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Don't let my poodles know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles know.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles out.
Keep police tethered in Scotland. Let my poodles go.
Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go
Keep police tethered in Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid. (INJ) Top drawer - sorry to spoil it.
Keep police tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go rabid.
Keep jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my poodles go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land. Let my noodle go, Ahmed.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go, Ahmed.
y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Creepy jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.Sometimes even the 'Whoops' function isn't enough!!
y jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my noodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go ape.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to Egypt's land let my caboodle go off.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my caboodle go off.
Wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why jihadists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists tethered to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to no man's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's land let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to woman's magazines let my cheese go off.
I wonder why naturists wedded to women's magazines let my cheese go off.
The proper study of mankind is mannequin.
The proper study of mankind is his mannequin.
The proper study of mannequins is his mannequin.
The improper study of mannequins is his mannequin
The improper study of mannequins is his specialty.
The improper undressing of mannequins is his specialty.
The improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper undressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper dressing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much improper dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much dirty dancing with mannequins is his specialty.
Much dirty dancing on mannequins is his specialty
Much dirty dancing on banana-skins is his speciality.
Much dirty dancing on banana-skins refines his specialty.
Much dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays refines his specialty.
Watching dirty dancing on Saturdays defines his specialty.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his specialty.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his biceps(the see-through poncho please.)
Watching dirty movies on Saturday defines his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on Saturday exercises his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his musculature.
Watching dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on queue exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "musculature."
Making dirty movies on demand exercises his "masculinity".
Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "masculinity".
Making dirty movies on demand enhances his "manhood".
Making dirty movies on steroids enhances his "manhood"
Making dirty jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
Making improper jokes on steroids enhances his "manhood."
Making improper jokes on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Making improper demands on blondes enhances his "manhood"
Making improper demands on blondes enhances their "manhood"
Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "manhood"
Making improper demands on blonds enhances their "womanhood"
Making improper demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood." Circularity alert.
Making financial demands on blokes enhances their "womanhood" Nearly time for a new sentence, methinks
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