mc5 - Change Just One Thing
Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expert verse.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expert verbs.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's expletive verbs.
Parse thine author Don Tistry's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine author Don Juan's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] verbs.
Parse thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] birds.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] birds.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's [expletive] buzz.
Pass thine augur Don Juan's gosh darn buzz.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gosh darn buzz.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gauche darn buzz. Hidden text Reading this stuff is just doin' my fuckin' 'ead in.
Pass then augur Don Juan's gauche darn buzzard.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche darn buzzard.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche darn windmill.
Pass then augur Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass then order Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass Go then order Don Quixote's gauche dam busters.
Pass Go then order Don Quixote's gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then order donkey's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then order mule's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mule's hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for hot gaucho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for hot macho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for free, macho dam busters.
Pass Go then collect mules for free, macho dam pooftahs.
Pass Nullagine then collect mules for free, macho dam pooftahs.
Pass Nullagine then collect mules for three macho dam pooftahs.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho dam pooftahs.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho damp roofers.
Pass urine then collect mules for three macho damp proofers.
Pass urine then collect mules from three macho damp proofers.
Pass urine then collect felt from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your inn then collect felt from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your inn then collect geld from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your hat then collect geld from three macho damp proofers.
Pass your hat then geld three macho damp proofers
Don your hat then geld three macho damp proofers.
Don your hat then goad three macho damp proofers.
Don your hat then goad three unemployed damp proofers.
Doff your hat then goad three unemployed damp proofers.
Doff your hat then goad three unemployed dambusters.
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployed dambusters
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployed dambusters, citizen. i think i see where you're going with this...
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployable dambusters, citizen.
Doff your anorak then goad three unemployable layabouts, citizen.
Doff your exquisite anorak then goad three unemployable layabouts, citizen
Doff your exquisite anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your exquisite anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your existence anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, citizen
Justify your existence anorak then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your existence in Iraq then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your elections in Iraq then goad unemployable layabouts, dog
Justify your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dog.
Explain your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dog.
Explain your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad impotent layabouts, dig?
Explain your erections in Swahili then goad impotent lawyers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent lawyers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, dig?
Explain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your erections in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then goad impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then utter impotent prayers, Doug.
Maintain your faith in church then utter impotent prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in church then utter important prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in meteorology then utter important prayers, Rosie.
Maintain your faith in meteorology then utter important rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter important rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Rosie.
Renounce your faith in meteorology then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians.
Renounce your faith in Ponting then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians.
Renounce your faith in sledging then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Australians. ....getting nasty...
Renounce your faith in sledging then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in sledding then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter importunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, Austrians.
Renounce your faith in shelving then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches.
Renounce your faith in shellfish then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches
Renounce your filthy shellfish then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches
Renounce your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, ostriches.
Renounce your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then utter unfortunate rainmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then utter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Doff your filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, nuns.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker prayers, darlings.
Proffer filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then stutter unfortunate painmaker auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then stutter unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
End filthy habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty habits then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer unfortunate musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer unfortunate musical darlings.
Wash fifty times then suffer sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty trombones then suffer sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash fifty trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darlings.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, darling.
Wash filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Discard filthy trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Discard shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Misplace shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical auditions, miss.
Misplace shiny trombones then miss sizzling musical missals, miss
Misplace shiny missiles then miss sizzling musical missals, miss.
Misplace shiny missiles then miss massive musical missals, miss.
Misplace menacing missiles then miss massive musical missals, miss.
Misplace menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Misconstrue menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct menacing missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious missiles then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then miss massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then correct massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs then hypothesize massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs that hypothesise massive musical missives, miss.
Deconstruct mysterious constructs that hypothesise massive musical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive musical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive mystical solecisms, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that hypothesise massive mystical catechism, miss.
Deconstruct Constructivist contructs that hypothesise massive mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture massive mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture controversial mystical catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct Constructivist constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Deconstruct monotheistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim monotheistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim capitalistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, vicar.
Declaim capitalistic constructs that conjecture controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Declaim capitalistic constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Clarify capitalistic constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals.
Clarify communist constructs conjecturing controversial Catholic catechism, cardinals. [I'm getting bored with this one. Can we start another?]
I think it has reached a natural conclusion.
In the beginning was a word.
In the beginning, "Om" was a word.
In the beginning, "Om" was a bird.
In the Ukraine, "Om" was a bird.
In the Ukraine, "Om" was a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" was a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" is a chord.
In the Ukraine, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the coda, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the code, "Stalin" is Am7 chord.
In the code, "AEGCE" is Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my Am7 chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite chord.
Obey the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite command.
OK the code, "AEGCE" is my favourite command.
OK the code, "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite command.
The code "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite command, OK?
The code "AEGCE" unlocks my favourite commode, OK?
The code "URGH" unlocks my favourite commode, OK?
The code "URGH" adorns my favourite commode, OK?
The inscription "URGH" adorns my favourite commode, OK?
The inscription "URGH" adorns my emergency commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns my emergency commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns my grandfather's commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every grandfather's commode, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every grandfather's clock, OK?
The inscription "RELIEF!" adorns every OK grandfather's clock?
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every OK grandfather's clock?
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every OK grandfather's clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather's clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather clock.
The inscription "HARROD'S" adorns every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" adorns every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" attracts every overpriced grandfather.
The inscription "GARRARDS" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GARRARDS" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRRRR" attracts every randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRRRR" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "GRRRRANDMAS" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my randy grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my thirsty grandfather.
The proclamation "TEA-TIME" attracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" attracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" detracts my thirty grandfathers.
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" detracts my thirsty grandfathers
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty grandfathers
The proclamation "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty customers.
The proclamation "CLOSING TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE" distracts my thirsty customers.
The proclamation "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" distracts my thirsty customers.
The question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" distracts my thirsty customers.
The question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HOMES TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMUS TO GO TO?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my thirsty customers.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my Greek customers
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T YOU ANY HUMMUS TO GO TO EITHER?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO EITHER?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" annoys my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Greek barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMMUS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS TO GO DEVOUR?" perplexes my Geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "YOU HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS TO GO BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The rhetorical question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The historical question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky barman.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALD?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The obvious question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVEN'T ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated question "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The repeated debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" perplexes my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ANGRY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ORDINARY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores my geeky roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE ORDINARY HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roommate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE AUDACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "WHY HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALLISTIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every roomate.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS HUMANS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The sterile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BALSAMIC?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE VIRAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BODACIOUS VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every romantic.
The febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every microbiologist.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores every microbiologist.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores even microbiologists.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE BACTERIAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
My febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists
Monty's febrile debate "HAVE BALSAMIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE GLOBAL?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's febrile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE BALLISTIC VINEGARS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?" bores odd microbiologists
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?" bores odd musicologists
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd musicologists.
Monty Python's puerile debate "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd bakers.
Monty Python's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores odd bakers.
Monty Python's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Monty Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Rabbie Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Gordon Burns' puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Gordon Brown's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Capability Brown's puerile question "WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom Baker.
Capability Brown's puerile question "HAVE ALL THE FLOURS GONE?" bores Tom BakerI think we either need to give this one up or make a concerted effort to change the structure - it's not really going anywhere at the moment.
Agreed. Time for a fresh start.
I'm not a pheasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's son and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm a pheasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only shooting 'til the pheasant collector comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the pheasant collector comes.
I'm not a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a peasant, I'm an unpleasant farmer's accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a peasant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm only auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
I'm not just a pedant, I'm an unpleasant accountant and I'm definitely auditing 'til the tax collector comes.
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