Start with a sentence, as dramatic or mundane as you like, then change just one thing about it. A spelling or punctuation mark, take one word out, put one word in, etc. When the sentence can't take any more alteration, start another. At some point, we will get to a sentence that contains the standard winning move.
And now that we have reduced Descartes to breakfast, I think perhaps it is time for a new one, starting from breakfast this time. Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.