The Corinthians, however, were on the Atkins diet, and would only eat Romaine.

A boy scout on a raft is American short-order cook language for a poached egg on toast.

Scrambled egg on toast never goes cold.

Dujon] I see you've misspelled 'Scambled egg' again.

The Indian Ocean has a catflap.

Women do not have muscles; they locomote as spiders do, by redistributing the blood pressure in blood vessels around the joints.

I exploded again today.

Raak's comment didn't give me the heebie jeebies.

Lilith Hebden-Bowles was a celebrated monkey parlour singer in the forties, and was ground down and converted into sheet music when she died.

Somewhere on a busy Wolverhampton freeway a Cadburys tanker has shed its load of Crème Egg filler, halting the progress of a chilled juggernaut carrying an express consignment of penguins for Dudley Zoo. Could this be another job for "Traffic chinchilla"?

Bob the dog's next posting will have nothing to do with "Paramedic Shrew". ;)

. . . . and it won't include the words "jelly" and "foghorn".

Triangles don't have three sides. It's all a government conspiracy.

Gerbils are remarkable propagandists.

Hamsters are better because of their ability to pouch bad news.

Michael Parkinson is controlled using a sophisticated fly-by-wire system operated by Matthew Corbett.

I have never used a computer.

Parabolas are used in the hunting of free fall parachutists.

Somewhere in the orange scented tapestry booth behind Wesley's 'Bring and Break' emporium, "Paramedic Shrew" struggles to free herself from the clutches of an evil lime flavoured Jelly Foghorn. Could this be another job for "Surreal Anteater"?